Set Sail
on Wacky Adventures!
Canceled Children’s Books For Adults
Cancelled Children’s Books for Adults is a fully illustrated, dead-serious parody series that turns childhood storytelling into something far more questionable. Explore tales of boating disasters, overbuilt monuments, kitchen-based seduction, and aggressively hands-on activities — all wrapped in nostalgic art and unapologetically adult themes. These books aren’t safe. They’re giftable. Perfect for birthdays, white elephant parties, or unsettling your brother-in-law. Just be sure to read responsibly. And maybe don’t bring them to work (unless you own the place and you have good insurance).
The Definitive Dictionaries of Corporate Nonsense Have Arrived
Welcome to Bury Your Soul: The Snark-Fueled, Corporate & Business Language Satire Series, where the world’s most soul-sucking business jargon, boardroom blather, and startup “innovations” are gleefully skewered. Each entry in this series demolishes the pretense of corporate-speak, decoding every buzzword, acronym, and grandiose phrase that’s ever assaulted your senses during an all-hands meeting or pitch deck review.
From dictionaries that expose “synergy” as empty filler, to anthologies recasting corporate scandals as Shakespearean sonnets and other literary absurdities, every volume provides a front-row seat to the circus of modern business language. This is your backstage pass to a world where “bandwidth” isn’t just a hollow excuse, “disruption” ceases to impress, and “minimum viable product” no longer triggers a thousand vacant stares.
Whether you’re fed up with tech bros bragging about “frictionless funnels,” bored senseless by endless “core competency” speeches, or fascinated by the idea of translating brand mission statements into laugh-out-loud parodies, this series shows you how to navigate business babble with a raised brow and a wicked grin.
Plunge in and find your personal bullshit radar upgraded. Each book in the Bury Your Soul series ensures you come away entertained, enlightened, and ready to mock even the loftiest corporate claims—because in these pages, no jargon is sacred, no buzzword is untouchable, and no piece of “thought leadership” escapes unscathed.
Discover Stories From Fancy Feline and Canine Friends!
Get ready for tales with a twist—crafted by paws, not people! From fashionista felines to adventure-loving pups, each book brings you a fresh, fur-filled perspective on life, friendship, and a dash of mischief. These aren’t just stories; they’re glimpses into the world through whiskers and wagging tails, packed with humor, charm, and a touch of wild whimsy. Snuggle up and dive into the quirky, wise, and wonderfully playful worlds of our four-legged authors! Get Doggy Style and Catwalk Style today for your fur loving collection.
Our Store
is Here!
Yes, we sell books, but did you know, book publishing is a dying industry and we barely make any money! We therefore are making some funny merch to brighten up your day when you’re not curled up laughing with one of our books! This stuff is just as bonkers as our books and created by the same people that write our books!
Only Fans The SHocking Untold Story
Learn the shocking backstory about the fan & hardware store that never made it past the last century. Its name is mysteriously trending again, and we've got the scoop!
*Hey Lawyers…This is a parody, so don’t get angry
Books as Visually Stunning as they are hilarious!
Books as Visually Stunning as they are hilarious!
Instant Classics
Not only do we take the time to write the funniest, most canceled-est books around, but we also make them visually beautiful.
Why Buy Our Books?
Makes a Great Gift
Gift laughter with a hilarious book or bundle, perfect for friends or family. Titles like "Balls Deep" and "Hand Jobs for the Whole Family" will bring a fun time, ideal for housewarmings or white elephant gifts. These aren't just books; they're laughter-filled experiences that promise shared joy and memorable moments, perfect for bringing people together through humor.
Content Creators
Content creators seeking to delight their audience need look no further. These books are packed with humorous content that's perfect for engaging followers. Share excerpts or build segments around these humorous titles for increased engagement and laughter. They're a goldmine for creating standout, share-worthy content that keeps your audience coming back for more.
Adult Humor Kids Miss
These books cleverly disguise adult humor in tales that appear innocent to most kids, making them perfect for adult readers. Enjoy sophisticated laughs with stories like using a nutcracker in "busting a nut" or cleaning car wheels in "performing a rim job." They offer adults a delightful escape with humor that's both smart and hilarious, perfect for a lighthearted read without worrying about most young ears.
Perfect For Enemies
For those special someones you love to tease or can't stand, these books make unforgettable gifts. Send one to that annoying coworker, in-law, or ex to provoke or amuse. It's an inexpensive way to stir a reaction, whether it's laughter or shock, making these books perfect for a playful jab or a humorous vendetta.
Story Time With
Enjoy narration from the most talented, amazing, and influential narrator on Youtube with some Cleveland Steamer classics!
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family is the
#1 Most Wished for Comedy Book on Amazon
Author Spotlight
Author Spotlight
Jack M. Offman
Now, with three books in the Top Fifteen Bestsellers on Amazon for Comedy Books!
Jack M. Offman, the undiscovered gem of questionable children's novels, is a 40-something who finds joy in the nerdy realm of laser tag and video games—probably why he's still single. While his books might often get the silent treatment, he passionately dives into them after introspective beach walks and avoiding DUIs. And for the record, he's the kind of guy who'd never risk a sprint with scissors. Legends say his zest for life might just be infectious, if anyone bothered to listen.
Testimonials
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An unforgettable and side-splitting masterpiece bulging at the seams, lol.
Stephanie S.
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A Transcendent Masterpiece Unparalleled in Modern Literature.
Cory B.
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An Instant Classic - A "Hands-On" Comedy Book For the Ages.
Brian B.
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Perhaps the finest piece of literature ever written.
Jimbo M.
IT’s Not a Toss UP!
It’s a Hit!
Based on the hit children's book from Cleveland Steamer Press, we’ve partnered with Death By Toys to capture all of the fun and excitement of your first salad tossing. Each one comes with a free copy of the book, so don't miss out.Because each is made by hand, minor inconsistencies will occur. Comes with a Death Certificate of Authenticity from Death By Toys!
Why We’re here.
Our Mission is to combine Intelligence with hilarity to unite the world in Childish joy.
National Institute of Health
‘Current research indicates that laughter has quantifiable positive physiologic benefits.’
Meet The Team
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Amanda E. Tass
World’s Most Fiery Illustrator
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Al N. DeCrapper
Chief Copywriter
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Ivana U. Tulik
World’s Greatest Illustrator
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Jack M. Offman
“Best Selling Author” and Product Development Lead
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Anita V. Gina
God’s Gift to Illustration
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Gil T. Azelle
Attorney
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Phil A. Sheeyo
Reclusive Illustrator
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Doggy Mc Dogface
Chief Distraction Officer
